Monday, September 29, 2008

Learning English through Porn

This post is strictly for ABOVE 18 ONLY. If you're underage, proceed, but make sure your mommy's away.



This is something I came across which i want to share with the others. Its an email i received from a friend. Porn in writing, (so called love novel). Now I get it why women love reading love novels.

A scene from the novel.

"He was removing her bra slowly, tugging it teasingly away from her very fleshy tits. Throwing her bra to the floor, he let his eyes touch her softly jutting breasts. Then standing back, he silently appraised them. She was wearing nothing but lust on her body and face. He could feel desire radiating from her glorious young body. He liked what he saw. Pulling her towards him, he ran his large hands up and down her body, stroking her soft girlish skin. Her eyes never left his body. And her lustfully body smelled of passion. He was looking directly at her huge ripe breasts, licking his lips in his erotic suggestive way. Then, reaching for her tits, he cupped the twin mounds of flesh. She looked down at her two rosy nubbins, fascinated with their enlarge size. They had never been that big before. And they never hurt as beautifully as they did right now. They were red and puckered and begging for attention. Ending her suffering at last, he brought his fingers to their huge and throbbing thickness, rubbing them softly. As he toyed with their turgidity, she gave a loud cry of pleasure."

  • tugging it teasingly
  • softly jutting
  • silently appraised
  • wearing nothing but lust
  • desire radiating
  • glorious young body
  • soft girlish skin
  • smelled of passion
  • erotic suggestive way
  • twin mounds of flesh
  • rosy nubbins
  • red and puckered
  • throbbing thickness
  • turgidity

Talking bout High Class Porn. Now this is something Malaysians should upgrade to. Then perhaps our English will improve.


p/s i'm sorry if this post offended anyone. its something i find it really hilarious. thats it x)

credits to Q

Friday, September 19, 2008

watch closely as i rip your heart out

1st ANNIVERSARY

to many people it may be just a date after all but it means a lot to me!
thou its only 12 months
but come to think about it we came a long way
and you may think its easy but i can tell you its not

in this time period, many things had happened
i treasure every moments when i'm with you

you're like a rainbow
you paint my life with all sorts of colours

you tought me the real meaning of love, care, share and many more
you made me believe in love once again
without you by my side
its like a flower without its petals

i just want you to know that you really means a lot to me

without you i have no direction in life anymore
we're still holding on
and still counting on

it will be a very long journey out there
and i dont wanna be out there without you
all i want is you to finish this journey with me

there is still lots of anniversaries coming for us!
muaaahhhh~

truly from the bottom of my heart i wanna say
[ I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEARTS ]

**you're the one and only one for me**