Monday, September 29, 2008

Learning English through Porn

This post is strictly for ABOVE 18 ONLY. If you're underage, proceed, but make sure your mommy's away.



This is something I came across which i want to share with the others. Its an email i received from a friend. Porn in writing, (so called love novel). Now I get it why women love reading love novels.

A scene from the novel.

"He was removing her bra slowly, tugging it teasingly away from her very fleshy tits. Throwing her bra to the floor, he let his eyes touch her softly jutting breasts. Then standing back, he silently appraised them. She was wearing nothing but lust on her body and face. He could feel desire radiating from her glorious young body. He liked what he saw. Pulling her towards him, he ran his large hands up and down her body, stroking her soft girlish skin. Her eyes never left his body. And her lustfully body smelled of passion. He was looking directly at her huge ripe breasts, licking his lips in his erotic suggestive way. Then, reaching for her tits, he cupped the twin mounds of flesh. She looked down at her two rosy nubbins, fascinated with their enlarge size. They had never been that big before. And they never hurt as beautifully as they did right now. They were red and puckered and begging for attention. Ending her suffering at last, he brought his fingers to their huge and throbbing thickness, rubbing them softly. As he toyed with their turgidity, she gave a loud cry of pleasure."

  • tugging it teasingly
  • softly jutting
  • silently appraised
  • wearing nothing but lust
  • desire radiating
  • glorious young body
  • soft girlish skin
  • smelled of passion
  • erotic suggestive way
  • twin mounds of flesh
  • rosy nubbins
  • red and puckered
  • throbbing thickness
  • turgidity

Talking bout High Class Porn. Now this is something Malaysians should upgrade to. Then perhaps our English will improve.


p/s i'm sorry if this post offended anyone. its something i find it really hilarious. thats it x)

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